You are Paul: A Choose Your Own Adventure Game

Still bitter over that last Karate Kid movie, you pull down your pants and urinate on Pat's shoes. He looks at you calmly, then does the swooping crane on your cranium.

Needless to say, you miss your date, and your adult life.

Start Over(or use your back button)

Games

You are Paul

Madlibs

Test your I.Q.micki