You are Paul: A Choose Your Own Adventure Game

Pat Morita drives you to his house, and hands you a paint brush. He tells you, "now paint my fence, bitch!"

You spend the next few hours painting, sanding, and waxing off.

What do you do?

  1. Try to escape.
  2. Demand your money and get the hell out of there.
  3. Keep toiling so you can take Allison to the best places in town.
  4. Guilt him about that awful Next Karate Kid movie.
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You are Paul

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