You are so upset by how you ruined your one chance, you decide life has no purpose.

You run home, tie a noose around your neck and leap out your bedroom window. BUT you didn't tie the other end of the noose to anything and you fall to the ground. You're still alive, but barely.

Allison stops by to see you in the hospital. She feels so bad about what happened that she agrees to be your woman.

You're not sure, but you think... YOU WON!

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