You are Paul: A Choose Your Own Adventure Game

You return home and load "Big Trouble in Little Vagina" into your VCR. But what's this? It's not a porno at all, but video ballet lessons. Your brother's porno collection has been a front to hide his true love... dancing!

What an awful end to an awful day. You haven't felt this depressed since Menudo broke up. Better luck next time.

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You are Paul

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