You show up at Allison's doorstep and tell her that you were robbed by a belligerent band of Mormons. She says "Ohhh, Paul. The money's not important to me. It's just always having a man around to relieve my incessant insecurity that's important." She invites you in. Your eyes meet, and the rest is history. YOU WON!

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